Husband (on dead bed):;;;; honey, I want to sorry u. I had affair with ur frend, my secretary and my frend's gf.Wife :;;;;;; No problem, Sweetheart. I know. Now let the poison work :D
fakeer; aray baba kuch de do bht bhoka hon
sardar::: 100 rupay dete hoey bola 50rs hain tumhare pass
fakeer;;; khush ho ke g hain
sardar;; te pehlan ao te khrach le.....wah sardar sh
2 Sardaron Ko 2 Bomb Mile,
1st Sardar: Chal Police Ko De K Aate Hain.
2 Sardar: Agar Koi Bomb Raaste Me Phat Gaya To?
1st Sardar: Jhoot Bol Denge Ki 1 Hi Mila Tha
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Sardar 2 Doctr: Mujhe 1 Problem Hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat Karte Waqt Aadmi Dikhai Nahi Deta
Dr: Aisa Kab Hota Hai?
Sardar: Phone Karte Waqt
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Man: Sardar Jee Aap Ko Garmi Lagti Hai To Kya Karte Ho?
Sardar: AC K Paas Ja K Baith Jata Hun
Man: Agar Phir Bhi Garmi Lage To?
Sardar: To A/C On Kar Leta Hun
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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours,
“He Vahe Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.”
After 11 Years Vahe Guru Angrily Appeared & Said,”Khotee De Puttar 1 Vari Ticket To Le Le”
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Ek Sardar Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha,
Kisine Pucha, Chatri Me Hole Kyun?
Sardar Bola, Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega
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Hitler Says,
There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”
Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
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1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda Soo Hi Jaye
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya.
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
Sardar: Mere Uper Se Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phaasi Di Jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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In Bio Practical:
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don’t Know.
Examiner: You R Failed, What’s Your Name?
Sardar: See My Leg And Know The Same
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Santa: Yaar Tum Nay Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyun Di?
Banta : Yaar Wo Badi Character Less Thi, Shaadi Muj Say Ki Hai Aur Bacha Bagwaan Say Mangti Hai.
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A Sardar Was Working 1st Time In A Garment Shop.
A Customer Girl Asked: Underwear Dikhana Plz.
Sardar Thora Sharmakar: G Aaj Pehna Nahi Ha.
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A Tourist From United States Comes To Visit India And He See A Sardar. He Asked A Question To Sardar:
Tourist: Any Great Man Born In This Village?
Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
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Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work.
Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife, Try It.
2 Hours Later Sardar SMS 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet.
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Teacher To Sardar: Write Your Best Friend’s Name In English.
Sardar Wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His Name Is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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When Sardar Was Traveling With His Wife In An Auto, The Driver
Adjusted Mirror. Sardar Shouted, “You Are Trying To See My Wife?
Sit Back. I Will Drive.”
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Ek Sardar Bar Mein Beth Kar Ro Raha Tha.
Bar Boy: Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ki Koshish Mein Main Pine Aaya Tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..
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Sardar: O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyo Badha Di..?
Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Accident Ho Jaye Iske Pehele Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai.
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Interviewer : Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop Imagining.
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Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor?
Sardar: You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.
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Sardar Always Study In Front Of A Mirror Because Of 3 Reasons:
1. It Helps Saving Revision Time.
2. He Can Keep A Watch On Himself.
3. He Likes Combined Studies.
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Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Every Night
Doctor: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok.
Sardar: Can I Take Tomorrow? Tonight Is Final Match.
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Sardar Petrol Pump Gaya,Wahan Usne Ek Board Pe Likha Dekha, “Don’t Use Mobile Here”.
Sardarji Ne Mobile Nikala Or Har Dost Ko Phone Kar Ke Kaha, “Don’t Call Me Now”.
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Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
- Because His Doctor Advised Him “Today’s Dinner Should Be Light”
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A Sardar Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Loss.
- Do U Know What The Business Was In?
- He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!.
———————————————————–
Q: Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut?
A: Because They Advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
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Sardarji Was Standing In Front Of The Mirror With His Eyes Closed.
His Wife Asked What You Are Doing?
He Said, “I Am Seeing How I Look While Sleeping.”
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Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To Apnay Saath Plumber Ko Saath Le Kar Gaya.
Guess Karo Kyun Le Kar Gaya?
- Array Yaar Simple Hai Uss Ko Yeh News Mili Thi K Paper Leak Ho Gaya.
1st Sardar: Chal Police Ko De K Aate Hain.
2 Sardar: Agar Koi Bomb Raaste Me Phat Gaya To?
1st Sardar: Jhoot Bol Denge Ki 1 Hi Mila Tha
———————————————————–
Sardar 2 Doctr: Mujhe 1 Problem Hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat Karte Waqt Aadmi Dikhai Nahi Deta
Dr: Aisa Kab Hota Hai?
Sardar: Phone Karte Waqt
———————————————————–
Man: Sardar Jee Aap Ko Garmi Lagti Hai To Kya Karte Ho?
Sardar: AC K Paas Ja K Baith Jata Hun
Man: Agar Phir Bhi Garmi Lage To?
Sardar: To A/C On Kar Leta Hun
———————————————————–
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours,
“He Vahe Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.”
After 11 Years Vahe Guru Angrily Appeared & Said,”Khotee De Puttar 1 Vari Ticket To Le Le”
———————————————————–
Ek Sardar Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha,
Kisine Pucha, Chatri Me Hole Kyun?
Sardar Bola, Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega
———————————————————–
Hitler Says,
There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”
Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
———————————————————–
1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda Soo Hi Jaye
———————————————————–
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya.
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
Sardar: Mere Uper Se Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
———————————————————–
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phaasi Di Jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
———————————————————–
In Bio Practical:
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don’t Know.
Examiner: You R Failed, What’s Your Name?
Sardar: See My Leg And Know The Same
———————————————————–
Santa: Yaar Tum Nay Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyun Di?
Banta : Yaar Wo Badi Character Less Thi, Shaadi Muj Say Ki Hai Aur Bacha Bagwaan Say Mangti Hai.
———————————————————–
A Sardar Was Working 1st Time In A Garment Shop.
A Customer Girl Asked: Underwear Dikhana Plz.
Sardar Thora Sharmakar: G Aaj Pehna Nahi Ha.
———————————————————–
A Tourist From United States Comes To Visit India And He See A Sardar. He Asked A Question To Sardar:
Tourist: Any Great Man Born In This Village?
Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
———————————————————–
Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work.
Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife, Try It.
2 Hours Later Sardar SMS 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet.
———————————————————–
Teacher To Sardar: Write Your Best Friend’s Name In English.
Sardar Wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His Name Is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
———————————————————–
When Sardar Was Traveling With His Wife In An Auto, The Driver
Adjusted Mirror. Sardar Shouted, “You Are Trying To See My Wife?
Sit Back. I Will Drive.”
———————————————————–
Ek Sardar Bar Mein Beth Kar Ro Raha Tha.
Bar Boy: Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ki Koshish Mein Main Pine Aaya Tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..
———————————————————–
Sardar: O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyo Badha Di..?
Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Accident Ho Jaye Iske Pehele Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai.
———————————————————–
Interviewer : Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop Imagining.
———————————————————–
Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor?
Sardar: You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.
———————————————————–
Sardar Always Study In Front Of A Mirror Because Of 3 Reasons:
1. It Helps Saving Revision Time.
2. He Can Keep A Watch On Himself.
3. He Likes Combined Studies.
———————————————————–
Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Every Night
Doctor: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok.
Sardar: Can I Take Tomorrow? Tonight Is Final Match.
———————————————————–
Sardar Petrol Pump Gaya,Wahan Usne Ek Board Pe Likha Dekha, “Don’t Use Mobile Here”.
Sardarji Ne Mobile Nikala Or Har Dost Ko Phone Kar Ke Kaha, “Don’t Call Me Now”.
———————————————————–
Why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?
- Because His Doctor Advised Him “Today’s Dinner Should Be Light”
———————————————————–
A Sardar Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Loss.
- Do U Know What The Business Was In?
- He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!.
———————————————————–
Q: Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut?
A: Because They Advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
———————————————————–
Sardarji Was Standing In Front Of The Mirror With His Eyes Closed.
His Wife Asked What You Are Doing?
He Said, “I Am Seeing How I Look While Sleeping.”
———————————————————–
Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To Apnay Saath Plumber Ko Saath Le Kar Gaya.
Guess Karo Kyun Le Kar Gaya?
- Array Yaar Simple Hai Uss Ko Yeh News Mili Thi K Paper Leak Ho Gaya.
